What she says : I’m fine.
What she means : The reason HIMYM finale was a tragedy lies in the last seconds where Ted and Robin get back together. Not only did the writers destroy the most interesting and romantic couple this show has ever had, but they also gave the annoying stupid excessive male character his happy ending while ruining the independent woman and the sensitive womanizer. Worse, they admitted Robin should have been The Mother, which would have been catastrophic since she’s never wanted kids. Also, Ted was ready to marry any girl. Robin never left Barney’s mind. For Ted, there has been Stella, Victoria, Tracy, etc. For Barney, there was only Robin. She was The One™.
That moment when you realize that Barney Stinson was probably not as much of a jerk or a womanizer as he was portrayed to be, but that the story was narrated by future Ted, trying to get his children to approve of him dating Robin again, so future Ted had to make the man Robin married look like the bad guy in the story.
vampires being the lactose intolerants of the monster world
“Yes I’m violently allergic to garlic but what’s the point of unliving without Italian food?”
“I know silver is bad for me but this necklace was SO cute and it was on sale”
“Technically sunlight burns my skin but with enough layers and aloe lotion-”
u ever have cravings that are like “you WILL eat a rice krispies treat or there will be consequences. you have 24 hours”
the only character I stan is That Bitch from BD who came to clean the house, saw Bella pregnant, and immediately on site wanted to whoop Edward’s vampire ass even though she knew 100% what he was
Bella, white teenager: but it’s love!!
Middle aged Latina, moving past her rolling up her sleeves: get over here you piece of shit no weapons just these fists
